P. Diddy Sued for 900 Billion!


Ever hear of a guy named Sean Combs.  He goes by Sean P. Diddy Combs and is famous in the rap/music industry.  Well, P. Diddy is being sued for over $900 billion in one of the wackest lawsuits I ever saw.  The plaintiff, a women named Valerie Joyce Wilson, alleges that P. Diddy is responsible for the World Trade Center collapse and she is suing the multi-million dollar mogul with allegations that he raped her 24 years ago when he was 17. Turks’ allegations become wilder as she claims he conspired with police beating victim, Rodney King, and P. Diddy’s girlfriend to successfully bring down the World Trade Center.

My guess is the plaintiff suffers from serious mental illness.  Her suit goes on to claim that P. Diddy stole an extremely valuable casino chip from her that is apparently worth over one zillion dollars (an amount that would even get Dr. Evil's attention).  The plaintiff states that “I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Hopefully, someone will get this plaintiff the medical help she needs.